The Reviews Are In

Here's what you people are saying about the Moonlight Manifesto.

There's more bullshit in this blog than there is in the Bible.
--Hyperatheist, Eric Mollon

I've yet to have a bowel movement as painful as reading Matt's blog.
--Noted pooper, Jacob "Poops" Trimble

Really, I don't think we're related.
--Brother in denial, Nick "Sloth" Pellegrini

What can I say about Matt's blog that hasn't already been said about the Holocaust.
--Messi enthusiast, Drew Lundgren

Truth be told, I was sexually aroused while reading the mustache blog.
--Perverted masochist, Tracy Allison

He's doing a better job than SNL.
--Likely the only successful person on the list, Scott Krapf

There is something more overrated than Inception, and that's Matt's blog. Which is really sad considering maybe one person likes it. Still...overrated.
--Amateur backyard wrestler, Travis Jaggers

Matt has done for blogs what BP did for ocean life.
--St. Louis native, Laura Kleffner

At least it's something that got me to read for once.
--Joker impersonator, Adam Dubois

Haven't read it. But I just wanted to say, he's gay.
--Hater extraordinaire, Andrew Chrzasz

Dubie's blog might be better.
--Pinochle champion, Craig Werner

There is absolutely no way this kid graduated from a university.
--Tim Lincecum groupie, Catherine "Bantam" Nguyen

Daniel Tosh called, he wants his joke-telling style back.
--Pepsi Blue drinker, Tyler Thurman

He has the rhetoric of venetian blinds.
--Mr. Basketball of Coloma, Chris "Pot Odds" Gopp

Stick to Twitter where you can only suck in 140 characters.
--Kid who flexes too much, Adam "Shogun" Pellegrini

Just stop writing about sports. Matt knows about as much as sports as he knows about the inside of a woman.
--Vanilla gorilla, David Schmeling

It is a fantastic journey through pop culture and relevant news topics with a unique twist in almost every post. And he's sooooo not gay, so lay off the guy.
--Not Matt Pellegrini