Wednesday, August 11, 2010

It's Really Old

Today, scientists discovered the remains of what appears to be a new species of dinosaur that is very likely related to the Triceratops. They are calling this new dinosaur, the Michaelceratops.

A lot of information is still unknown about the habits of the Michaelceratops, but some facts about it have emerged.

The Michaelceratops was most likely not a carnivore, instead choosing to primarily to regurgitate and eat its own feelings over and over again.

Despite that, the Michaelceratops was thought to, at times, engage in predatory activity. However, the Michaelceratops was almost certainly a poor and timid predator, and most likely wound up as the prey itself.

The Michaelceratops was probably very unlikely to ever move out of its comfort zone. Once it got lucky and found a niche role, the Michaelceratops' timid and awkward body would remain in that safe zone even until that habitat was entirely played out.

Scientists think that the Michaelceratops probably went extinct much before the rest of the dinosaurs. In fact, while scientists have confirmed that the Michaelceratops did have a penis, it had most likely become a vestigial organ, no longer serving any purpose.

This would have prevented the Michaelceratops from reproducing and likely led to its disappearance.

While the Michaelceratops looks and sounds like the most pitiful of all dinosaurs, many will admit: it's hard not to love him.


Wednesday, August 4, 2010

I (M)i(S)s(U)

I miss the green/I miss the white
I miss those days/I miss those nights
I miss the parties/I miss the fights
I miss the pains/Miss the delights
I miss the sounds/I miss the sights
I miss the green/I miss the white

I miss the white/I miss the green
I miss the classes/I miss the teams
I miss 21/I miss 19
I miss the fun/I miss the schemes
I miss the hopes/I miss the dreams
I miss the white/I miss the green

I miss you/I MSU